Pumpkin Muffins
I would love to take credit for this recipe, but really I snagged it from Swistle. I will, however, take credit for the recommendation to make EVERY muffin a MINI-MUFFIN. Because, well. Then you can eat more of them and not feel guilty. And because then you can stuff a WHOLE MUFFIN in your mouth all at once in the event that your mischeivous son dumps an entire cup of water on the kitchen floor the moment you open the muffin box.
These are the best muffins ever. No question.
Pumpkin Muffins
Dry Ingredients:
3 1/2 cups flour (regular, not self-rising)
2 cups sugar
2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
3 tsps cinnamon
Apparently you can add chocoalte chips here, 1.5 cups, but I don’t like chocolate chips in my muffins, and Tara won’t eat muffins with chocolate chips. Still, thought I’d let you know.
Wet Ingredients:
2 sticks butter, melted
4 eggs
2 cups canned pumpkin (you can also use 2 cups mashed banana [that’s six bananas] for banana muffins)
1 tsp vanilla
Apparently you can also add a cup of nuts here. But I feel the same way about nuts as chocolate chips.

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Mix all the dry stuff in a big bowl (I use an ice cream bucket). Mix all the wet stuff in the biggest bowl you have (I use a giant Tupperware bowl), it’s a huge recipe. Which means you can halve it pretty easily. For reference, the full recipe makes 90 (yes, NINETY!) mini-muffins. Pour the dry stuff in with the wet stuff. It will not be a runny batter. It will be more the consistency of soft cookie dough. Scoopable.




Speaking of scooopable…I use a small cookie scoop to fill my mini-muffin pan. If you make full-size muffins, use papers, it’s much easier.
Bake at 350 degrees. 13 minutes for mini-muffins. 23 minutes for full-size muffins.




YUM.
The best thing is that muffins are good for you, right? So you can eat as many as you want, right?
They’re like little puffs of health. I understand that pumpkin is very good for digestion, and keeping wives in. very well.
We sub in 1/3 or so whole wheat flour in ours, and then you can REALLY claim they’re good for you!
“Top of the muffin to YOU!!!”
hehe…
Curt, you are on fire with these Seinfeld references!
It is my favorite show. So often I hear or see something and it reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.
It’s one of my favorites too. You know what they say - it all comes back to Seinfeld.
Amen.
We LOVE pumpkin muffins…especially my kids…I sent some to Matt back in the fall…but they were lost at West Point & by the time he received them, they were all “furry”–his words.
I think my recipe is pretty close to yours…but thanks for the banana tip….I must try that!!
Here’s to our health!!!
“Keeping wives in!” OMG that is so funny!