What will Brad go to hell for?
I, for one, think he’ll go to hell for shooting me in the butt with a BB gun when I was 7. Or perhaps for windexing that wolf spider to death in Mom and Dad’s house in Texas…
What do you think?
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Lauren on Time…
(hanging head in shame) This year I completely abandoned any organizational system for bills, receipts and papers. When tax time ...Peggy on Quisp. In my house.
HA! That is hilarious!Brad on Time…
In classic Dad fashion, I keep all my pay stubs and receipts for each year in a shoe box. ...Peggy on Time…
AHHHHHH!!!!! You said the 't' word.Kristi on Time…
Oh, that's painful. We mailed in our quarterly estimates last week. That hurt, too.
I have no incriminating evidence… but I did hear a story about bunnies. How did that go?
It was self-defense. All three times.
There are just too many of these. Of course, all the murdered animals, but then there’s all the IKEA taunting, and finally, taking all those glamorous vacations.
I was gonna say taking all the fun trips and not asking others along, especially those who have barely been out of their own state.
The torturous way in which the animals are killed.
Stealing silver from kids.
The use of witchcraft to live such a charmed life.
Email me & I’ll share the details. Get a large box of kleenex 1st.
… and maybe a trash can if you have a sensitive stomach.
No, none of those especially egregious crimes will be Brad’s undoing. Brad will go to hell for something much more mundane. My prediction is for not updating his WordPress installation in a timely manner.