As requested…

What will Brad go to hell for?

I, for one, think he’ll go to hell for shooting me in the butt with a BB gun when I was 7.  Or perhaps for windexing that wolf spider to death in Mom and Dad’s house in Texas…

Bunny killer.

What do you think?

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Comment by Deanne on March 1, 2008 at 5:52 am

I have no incriminating evidence… but I did hear a story about bunnies. How did that go?

Comment by Brad on March 1, 2008 at 6:13 am

It was self-defense. All three times.

 
Comment by Peggy on March 1, 2008 at 8:18 am

Email me & I’ll share the details. Get a large box of kleenex 1st.

Comment by Peggy on March 1, 2008 at 8:18 am

… and maybe a trash can if you have a sensitive stomach.

 
 
 
Comment by Lauren on March 1, 2008 at 8:07 am

There are just too many of these. Of course, all the murdered animals, but then there’s all the IKEA taunting, and finally, taking all those glamorous vacations.

Comment by Peggy on March 1, 2008 at 8:17 am

I was gonna say taking all the fun trips and not asking others along, especially those who have barely been out of their own state.

The torturous way in which the animals are killed.

Stealing silver from kids.

The use of witchcraft to live such a charmed life.

 
 
Comment by Lloyd on March 1, 2008 at 10:09 am

No, none of those especially egregious crimes will be Brad’s undoing. Brad will go to hell for something much more mundane. My prediction is for not updating his WordPress installation in a timely manner.

 
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