The very thought of Bobbie licking off a plate that he may eat from is more than he can handle…but she likes sour cream, and I had a little left. And, admittedly, I’m a total germ-o-phobe, but the biologist in me knows that the high heat that washes and drys our dishes is enough to kill a small mammal, much more bacterium.

Bobbie loves me. No wonder.
Harold should never, ever eat at our house again.
I thought I was the small-mammal killer in the family. But at least I use pellet guns, clubs, and shovels. You use a dishwasher?!?